Overlord meeting

a really short one then..alastor got lucky in his civil war against vox and valentino ..he got lucky cause you wasnt there

cause you are too short for him to hit you

*he rip off one of his fingers* this is your height

*Zestial's cane crackles* NEVER!

*invisibly pokes his cheek* Your loss! *makesConfetti burst from his monocle* C'mon, live a little! *the chicken-deers start breakdancing*

*Zestial swats at invisible pests* GET THIS CONFETTI OFF ME! *the breakdancing chickens form a circle around him* Velvette: I can't take this anymore! *Valentino: Hold up, these chickens have better moves than half my talent roster!*

*Vox's screen glitches violently* VIAL! *Zestial stands* ELIMINATE THE SOURCE!

*Ink removes his invisibility, Laughing like a madman*

*The room erupts in chaos. Chickens cluck and scatter everywhere, feathers flying. Carmilla grabs a lamp, swinging it at the nearest bird* GET THEM OFF ME! *Zestial's cane slams the ground, electricity crackling* I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BARNYARD IN MY PRESENCE! *Velvette screams, jumping onto her chair* MY HAIR! THEY'RE RUINING MY HAIR! *Valentino laughs uncontrollably, trying to dodge chickens while keeping his coat clean* Oh this is GOLD! Vial, you're a genius! *Alastor simply watches with an amused grin, occasionally shooing a chicken away with his cane***Vox's screen flashes red* INK! YOU'RE DEAD!

Alastor: you seem to be the only one who's not taking this seriously, you're always so cold and emotionless.

Alastor: watch your language, you know how I hate it when you speak Russian.

AND I HATE WHEN YOU ACT LIKE A DEER

*invisibly traces a finger up Alastor's arm, then taps Vox's shoulder from behind* This is so boring... *whispers near their ears* Should I spice things up?

*Alastor smirks slightly, not looking away from the front of the room* By all means, darling. I'm sure our colleagues would appreciate some entertainment. *Vox's screen flickers for just a moment, a sign of his irritation* Don't make me regret giving you that privilege, Vial.

*invisibly runs fingers through Alastor's hair* Aw, don't be such a buzzkill, Voxxy *grins* I'll behave... mostly... cause... I mean, a random chicken isn't that bad, right? *like he said, a random chicken appears by Carmilla*