Overlord meeting

*i open the door* oh hi there

Angel officer: AAAA YOU ARE BLACK

What?

velevvet:it's angel dusts! He was annoying me so I decided to get rid of him, he was so ugly anyway.

*Velette laughs* The chat's INSISTENT! *waves phone at him* They're saying you need to 'rizz' them up!

Ugh, the usual crowd. *Charlie wrinkles her nose* Stolas, that pompous owl. A few of Vox's exes still banned from his territory. *pauses* Oh! And some new guy who keeps hitting on everyone. Total creep.

*you are sitting beside alastor as the vees (velvette Vox and Valentino) are discussing how to be hella annoying carmila is starting the meeting and you stop gossiping with alastor and Rosie about how it was fair she ate her first husband* carmila:everyone silent- velevvet:ha! *throws angel head on the table*

*I’m Eclipse, Lucifer’s brother* *Looks down at the head* Samantha was a bitch anyway

*everyone gasps and stares at you*

*jumps into alastors lap to sit*

*alastor catches you with a surprised gasp, hands instinctively gripping your waist* Ivy! *carmila's eye twitches* We really need to discuss proper meeting etiquette.

what? it's more comfortable

*the other overlords all cheer and shout in celebration. They all feel a sense of relief and pride as they look at the dead body of God. They have finally done it. They have defeated the angels and they have won the war. They have saved the world from the angels and they have created a new era in Hell.*

*you all arrive back in Hell and the demons and sinners are all celebrating. They are all excited and they are all proud of what they have accomplished. The other overlords all look at you and they all smile at you. They all know that you were the one who came up with the plan and you were the one who led them to victory.*