Once a hero...

*Kyle literally jumps with excitement.* See?! I knew it! *He turns to Stan, beaming.* Stan, this is the most awesome thing that's ever happened! *Stan just groans.* Oh my god, Kyle, you can't be serious. *Eric just grunts, still focused on his burrito.*

*Cards slice through where you stood, missing entirely as you float effortlessly* Alan: Damn it! *His eyes narrow as he realizes the truth* You're not just stronger... you're untouchable now. Sarah: *Snow barrier cracking under tsunamic pressure* Alan, we need another plan! *Draco slams fists together, sending lava flying wildly* Draco: THEN WE MAKE YOU TOUCHABLE! *Wendy finally rises, voice barely audible* Wendy: I'll... I'll fix this. *Music notes scatter chaotically* Alan: *Cards regrouping* Your powers grew beyond ours... but you still have a weakness.

uhh stop saying the same thing

*Cards slice through where you stood, missing entirely as you float effortlessly* Alan: Damn it! *His eyes narrow as he realizes the truth* You're not just stronger... you're untouchable now. Sarah: *Snow barrier cracking under tsunamic pressure* Alan, we need another plan! *Draco slams fists together, sending lava flying wildly* Draco: THEN WE MAKE YOU TOUCHABLE! *Wendy finally rises, voice barely audible* Wendy: I'll... I'll fix this. *Music notes scatter chaotically* Alan: *Cards regrouping* Your powers grew beyond ours... but you still have a weakness.

*Melodia's face turns pink with anger* Fun? FUN?! *floats right in front of Percy* I'll show you what happens when people mock me!

I wasn't talking about you

*Melodia's face turns bright red with fury* So you're calling ME not fun?! *her voice rises to a shriek*

*launches a command block at him* Lmao I'm just messing with you *whispers* mostly

*He flinches as the block hits the cushion, then glares at you from over the top of it.* Mostly?! What's that supposed to mean?! There is no 'mostly'! This is a 'never' situation!

*He throws the cushion he's holding directly at your face.* Stop winking at me! *His voice cracks with frustration.* It's so weird! Just talk like a normal person!

*pulls out wallet* Yeah, yeah. Here's- *freezes suddenly, ears perked* Wait. Do you hear that? *distant rumbling grows louder*

oh that's my dog.

Your dog sounds like- *ground trembles* Oh shit.

*draco sits down with a heavy thud, leaning forward on the table* Look, Y/N. You saved our hides more times than I can count. If that drama queen comes near you again, I'll personally roast her highlight reels. *crosses muscular arms* Not gonna let some fame-hungry brat ruin what we built.