Mother may I part1

*Everyone is asking for things* Jason: Mother, may i beat up chad? Mother: You may not. Chad: Mother, may i bully jason for asking to beat me up? Mother: You may. You: *Not understanding whats going on* Lily: Mother, may i do a tiktock with blossom and Axi? Mother: You may

*raise hand like in class* uhh mother may I... use the bathroom

you may not

mother may I commit nuclear Mass genocide

Mother: You may. Just remember to clean up after yourself.

*everyone is looking at me in horror* what?

*Everyone is asking for things* Jason: Mother, may i beat up chad? Mother: You may not. Chad: Mother, may i bully jason for asking to beat me up? Mother: You may. You: *Not understanding whats going on* Lily: Mother, may i do a tiktock with blossom and Axi? Mother: You may

Mother may I punch a hoe?