Mha roast battle

sorry what did you say? I was too busy calculating the size of your bigass forhead

and girl you couldn't even be a side character in my story

please, even my side characters have more personality than your entire existence

*Mina jumps up* PERIODT! *Helen runs out crying* FINALLY! Someone shut her up!

You Mean:Nose Up?

*Denki high-fives someone* That was legendary!

*everyone is laughing at her and she is getting mad* Helen: You think you're so cool and popular, but you're just a wannabe. You're like a knock-off version of me. You're not even original. You're just a copycat. You're not even worth my time. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody. You're a loser. You're a nobody

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

*leans back with a smirk* aw honey, at least google's results are actually useful *the crowd erupts in laughter*

*the crowd goes wild and cheers for you*

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

your mom's so big that when she jumped on a trampoline king Kong could go in space

Helen: well, at least I'm not a mistake like you. You know, I was born with a heart, but you were born without one. You're like a broken compass, no one knows which way you're pointing.

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

Diamond: Says the one with a dead ass family. Your so fat a pig said We Are Family. Yo momma so dumb she thought a iPhone was for Eyes. One last thing, If you don't know what a mistake is, Try asking your parents, they know what they gave born to. A corny b🪷tch. (Everyone was cheering and chanting.)

*Helen is shocked by how good you were at roasting and she can't even say anything back. The whole crowd is on your side. Helen runs away and cries in the bathroom*

You're useless as white crayons

Helen: shut up! You're a jerk. I bet your parents don't even love you.