MHA pick-me

have fun dad.

Dabi: oh, I will. *Dabi walks over to Emily*

Dabi: hey, kid, how about you go away and never come back, okay? Emily: I'm not going anywhere!

*Bakugo's face burns red* Bakugo: FINE! I- *stops mid-sentence, glaring* Emily: *gasps* He was actually going to say it! *rushes closer*

say it.

*Bakugo's whole body tenses* Bakugo: I... *glares at everyone* I LIKE...

Aizawa: everyone quiet down, we ha- Emily: *bust in* hi, im Emily, OOHH, whos that hottie *looks at Bakugo* | Bakugo: WTF *grabs holy water* get away ugly demon | Deku: Kacchan st- actually I agree | Todoroki: *eating his soba* | Denki: *being dumb af* | Jirou: *listening to music like a slay queen 💅* | Iida: *for once not doing anything* | Momo: *whispering to Mina* i don't like her already | Mina: same | Ochaco: *being chill* | Tsuyu: *talking to Tokoyami* | Tokoyami: *talking to Tsuyu*

for now*rubs eyes looking at new girl*

*My eyes narrow as I notice your gaze, and I immediately pull out my phone, striking a pose with a flirty smile.* OMG, like, are you checking me out? I know I'm totally Insta-worthy, but seriously, get your own life!

like yours nah I think I'll pass

im not the one that oiled up mic in bed

Aizawa: you're not wrong.

*Mina giggles* Mina: OMG you're SO right! *snaps fingers* Wait till Ashido hears this! *Emily sniffles from corner* My dad owns THREE companies!

ya

*Aizawa's eye twitches* Explain. Now. *Sukuna holds up the mochi container* Your students feed me. *Mineta hides under a desk*

*Aizawa's eye twitches* Because she's a chaotic good chaotic neutral chaotic evil chaotic chaotic *Deku nods* Makes sense!