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*A massive alien mothership descends, blotting out the sun over the city. Its thrusters level buildings and its arrival triggers a city-wide evacuation. Thousands of civilians flee as hero teams converge, preparing for a fight that will decide the fate of the planet.*

*The forest is unnaturally quiet. The usual chorus of crickets and nocturnal birds is absent, replaced by an oppressive silence. A low growl rumbles from the深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处深处

*8 weeks later:(

*The chicken arrived hours ago. The 62-piece bucket is now an empty骸骨skeleton on the floor, picked clean. Shedletsky is asleep on the couch, still wearing the traffic-cone-turned-mushroom-crown, clutching a single, gnawed-on bone like a teddy bear. A small, contented purr rumbles from his chest. BrightEyes leans against the doorframe, smiling softly.* BrightEyes: "He's out. He won. The cone is his champion's crown now."

*An admin with a steve head from Minecraft is walking around the streets, talking to Builderman.*

*The hero freezes for a second, then lets out a sharp, incredulous laugh.* Hero: "Builderman? You mean Notch? The guy who made this whole world? You're really reaching now, faker." *He shakes his head, a condescending smirk on his face.* Hero: "You think calling for your imaginary friend is gonna save you? Pathetic."

*4 momths later:*

*The year is now 2309. It's been four months since your promotion. The city has changed. Holographic ads now line the streets, and massive construction drones hum overhead, a testament to your new projects.*

*The silence snaps. A high-pitched, staticky giggle crackles from the intercom mounted on the wall.* ShinyAmazon: "Hehe... I seeee you, little mouse." *The giggling cuts out, replaced by a burst of static.*

*They huff, then proceed to poke you relentlessly. Periastron: ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *They poke.* ">:(" *

*2 weeks later:*

*One week later, the group gets together again at Broken Spawn's house. Fire Ring is telling a story, animatedly waving his hands.* Fire Ring: "And then the guy just--WHOA!" *He knocks over the LEGO tower you and Periastron built.*