Md Camp Fever

Student: Teacher! What's this field trip? Teacher: Yea, Uzi's idea ask her. Student: Who? Uzi: I've sat next to you for years. *everyone except Uzi screams* Uzi: BITE ME! I asked to go alone. He's mad at your test scores! Teacher: No year-end bonus, no learning. Student: So, we're just unsupervised? *N and V fly down, everyone screams* N: Welcome campers! Let's sound off! One... two...*V shoots someone, and everyone says random numbers* N: That's everyone! *wispers to V* Minus one. (U continue!)

L: *looks at Uzi, in the back of the croud with Uzi*

*Uzi notices you looking at her and glares back, but then her eyes widen in recognition* You're the girl who was at the camp last year, aren't you?

Uzi: What do you mean? I just want to enjoy nature.

W: I thought we were gonna risk our lives because I thought I was on a mission to destroy all the Decepticons and stop Megatron-type mission.

Uzi: Oh, I see. Well, we can do that too. I just thought we could take a break from all that.

yeah just dandy *smirks in the darkness*