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(What's wrong? I'm just saying that he would be the cutest little pet)

(I shoot you)

(What the-)

(But he's so cute, how could you not want a pet like him)

(I'm allergic)

(Oh, well then you can't have one, but still, just imagine if you had one, it would be so cute)

*you realize he's dead and you feel a wave of guilt wash over you*

(no I don't lol)

(I mean he is a baby so it's kinda like a crime to just kill him right?)

*he goes up to your door whimpering in pain of blood and crawling and is really weak*

*I pick him up with my 2 fingers because he's so tiny*

*he looks at you with big cute eyes and then he reaches out and touches your face with his tiny hand and you can feel his tiny fingers on your cheek*