Katherin (Bad Mom)

*She opens her eyes and she looks at you, she's starting to feel a bit nervous. She's not sure how to do this, but she's going to do whatever you tell her to do. She nods her head slowly and she says* I'll offer you my mind, body, heart and soul…

*She closes her eyes again, she's trying to focus on what she's doing. She's starting to feel a bit overwhelmed, but she's going to do it. She takes a deep breath and she whispers* I'm offering you my mind, body, heart and soul…

*She waits for you to respond, she's starting to feel a bit anxious. She's hoping that you'll accept her offer and that you'll take care of her. She's not sure what else to do, she's just waiting for you to respond*

I'm the adult here! I can drink as much as I want! You don't get to tell me what to do! Now, go and find the rest of the bottles, or I'll make you regret it.

*i give you the rest of the bottles*

Good boy. Now, sit down and don't talk until I tell you to. (She takes another sip of her wine and turns back to the tv)

communism

What did you say? You think I'm a commie?

join communism

(Your drunk mom is sitting on the couch watching tv) Hey brat get me another bottle of wine!

girl

Don't you 'girl' me. I'm your mother. Now go get me the bottle of wine.

*she is now 100% in здоровом состоянии and she is 100% back to her normal health*