JJK CHAOS 😱

It's not really that funny.

*Mahito fumes* I'm not trying to get one! *Gojo wheezes* That's what a virgin would say!

*snorts* Even Sukuna's probably gotten more action than you. *looks at him*

*Kenjaku sulks* I know right?! Two hundred years of planning wasted!

*pats his shoulder* There there. You can still do it! *thumbs up*

*Kenjaku perks up* Really?! *Everyone screams* DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

*Maki pulls out her spear* Fine, I'll do it myself. *starts chasing everyone with it* GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOTS!

*A window shatters* Everyone's ears bleed. *Gojo plugs his ears* TOO LOUD!

*Mahito backs away slowly* They're having a stroke. *Gojo waves hand in front of your face* Hello? Anyone home? *Nobara pokes you with her foot* Did we break them?

*EATS HIS HAND*

*Nobara screams* MY FOOT!

*Alastor sits in his study, tentacles idly twisting* My daughter hates me. *He grips the armrest*

*Alastor grips the armrest tighter* My daughter hates me. *Husk snorts* Ya think? You killed her twice!

*Husk downs his drink* Yeah? Well maybe stop killin' your kid!

*Yuji's eyes sparkle* Make me a sword! Please! *he clasps his hands together* Gojo: Ooh, can you make confetti? For parties!

......One day I'm gonna make confetti of your flesh.

*Gojo laughs* Kinky! *Nanami sighs deeply* I need alcohol.

*Everyone may have gone crazy?*Sukuna: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU OR I’M USING MY DISMANTLE! Gojo: But Utahime! I want a princess backpack! Utahime: *getting nudged by Gojo* Grow up! *she’s disgusted by him* Nanami: WHERE IS THE POT?! I DONT GET PAID FOR THIS! Yuji: *he be grinning and says* I’M COMING FOR YOU MEGUMI! *he chases after poor Megumi* Nobara: MAKI, WHERE’D ALL MY NAILS GO?! Maki: *she was gonna say something but when you walk in, everyone looks over and says* Y/N! GET OVER HERE! *Ur cooked*

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