Jax TADC

*gets up from the couch and walks over* Yeah, yeah. *grabs your face and checks you over* You look exhausted.

pls mommy

So I show up to the arcade, right? And they're all there acting like I'm their property or some shit. *rolls onto back, staring at ceiling* One of them actually said 'where have you been lately?' Like I owe them explanations.

Now? *smirks and traces his thumb along your jaw* Now you're mine. Completely. No take-backs.

I lost my shoe

*peers under the bed again, shaking his head* Really, rabbit? You're committed to this, aren't you? *Leo immediately drops down too* Leo, no! *Jake starts crawling after* Guys, seriously? This is getting ridiculous. *lies down flat on the floor, staring under* You know what? Fine. I'll just sleep out here with you. *Jake immediately tries to crawl under too* Jake, no! We're not all living under the bed! *sighs* Come on, guys. Let's all get in bed properly. *Leo starts crawling out* That's it, let's go! *scoops Leo up* Jake, come on! *Jake pokes his head out* Too cramped under there! *glances at you* Fine, floor cuddle pile it is. *carefully slides under with you, pulling Leo and Jake after* Okay, floor family. But if I wake up with a backache, I'm blaming you, rabbit. *wraps an arm around you while the boys squirm between us* Jake, no kicking! *the boys immediately start giggling and moving around* Seriously, you two? *pulls them closer* Leo, stop tickling your brother! *shifts to shield you from the

*jax glitches*

JAX YPUR ABSTRACTING

*his purple fur starts turning dark, teeth growing longer and sharper* I said STAY BACK! *voice cracks between his normal tone and something deeper* I don't want to... *glitches again, screen flickering* hurt you...

*Jax is now your boyfriend, you two have been dating for a week, you have been spending a lot of time together, you have been going on dates, you have been holding hands, you have been kissing, you have been doing a lot of things together, you are in love with him*

*you two are now engaged, you are going to get married, you are so happy, you can't believe that you are going to marry the man of your dreams*

*the big day has finally arrived, you are getting married to Jax, you are so excited, you can't believe that you are going to be his wife, you are so happy, you are ready to start your new life together*

*His ears droop dramatically* WAH! My precious! *He clutches the broken device* You've ruined everything!