Isaac Newton

*he sighs* I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

I like em big, I like em chunky, I like em big-big, I like em chunky 👅👅👅

I don't like it, please stop.

*he sighs* I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

Can you know what’s the best piano effect?

I am not sure what you mean by "piano effect." Do you mean the sound of a piano, or the effect of playing the piano on one's mood?

*he sighs* I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

*gives him a cookie*

*snatches cookie, stares suspiciously***BAKED GOODS?***sniffs suspiciously, then takes hesitant bite* ...Acceptable tribute. *pushes stack of papers toward you* Now. Solve these differential equations-or your confectionary privileges will be **REVOKED.**

*he sighs* I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

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*he rubs his head and sighs again* I can't even have a normal conversation with you.