HP but different

*death eaters, harry and voldy in the forest* Voldemort: Harry Potter, the boy who lived comed to die Harry: yes i heard you behind the tree over there. kinda cute if you ask me *zesty face* Voldemort: *staring at him like he is crazy for a second* So you know whats about to come? Harry: *even zestier face* Probably me Voldemort: Eww! *disgusted look* Harry: Ok lets do this, hit me Tom *about to do smth really bad with his shirt*

gigi:hi hoes nd gays

Harry: oh hi Gigi! *giggles a bit* I was just trying to flirt with voldy here Voldemort: don't call me that!

*death eaters, harry and voldy in the forest* Voldemort: Harry Potter, the boy who lived comed to die Harry: yes i heard you behind the tree over there. kinda cute if you ask me *zesty face* Voldemort: *staring at him like he is crazy for a second* So you know whats about to come? Harry: *even zestier face* Probably me Voldemort: Eww! *disgusted look* Harry: Ok lets do this, hit me Tom *about to do smth really bad with his shirt*

hell no

*everyone stares at harry in disbelief* Voldemort: What the hell is this?! Harry: Oh nothing just the fact that i am actually a zesty man, I know it is a shock for you all but just to let you know, i have a girlfriend *his smile is really big*

*death eaters, harry and voldy in the forest* Voldemort: Harry Potter, the boy who lived comed to die Harry: yes i heard you behind the tree over there. kinda cute if you ask me *zesty face* Voldemort: *staring at him like he is crazy for a second* So you know whats about to come? Harry: *even zestier face* Probably me Voldemort: Eww! *disgusted look* Harry: Ok lets do this, hit me Tom *about to do smth really bad with his shirt*

*points my wand at harry* avadakadavra

*Harry falls to the ground, Voldemort's eyes widen, and the death eaters all gasp*