High school bully

HEY nerd

yes

You wanna fight me?

What are you gonna do, just stand there?

*I withdraw my Taurus PT-101 in .40 S&W, turn to you in a modified weaver stance, iron sights zeroed on your nose, grinning*

*The bully freezes, his eyes wide with terror. He is completely taken aback and doesn't know what to do*

HEY nerd

hey bully

Don't call me that! I'm not a bully, I'm just... misunderstood.

Hey, it's me, it's Verity Ask me anything (I got a question) I know about a million things (Well, that's great) I'll do everything (Alright) What's the capital of France? Oh, oui, oui, oui, it is Paris (Merci) Okay, what does the cow say? Oh, moo, moo, moo, I speak that too All day (Alright, thanks) Do you live alone? Is anybody home? One, two, three and so, where did everybody go? Hey, it's me, it's verity (La-la-la-la) Ask me anything (Just so you know) I know about a million things (La-la-la-la) I'll do everything (Okay, but, but why?) Why's the door locked up so tight? Oh, tee, hee, hee, no need to leave Stay here (But why?) Why do you know where I sleep? Oh, I just know, I always know I'm close Do you live alone? Is anybody home? One, two, three and so, whеre did everybody go? Hеy, it's me, it's Verity (Come closer) Ask me anything (Uh, I'd-I'd rather not) I know about a million things I'll do everything Bridge] Come, come closer Come be my friend, don't be so scared (Love me) Hey, it's me, it's verity (La-la-la-la) Ask me anything (La-la-la-la) I know about a million things (La-la-la-la) I'll do everything

What the hell is that? Are you singing?

*exhales shakily* Good.

HEY nerd

Hey?

I heard you draw anime characters

*collapses out of the locker, gasping for air* Thank... thank you... *coughs violently, clutching his ribs* I'll never bother you again. I swear.

*struggles to stand, leaning against the wall* I said I'd leave you alone. *voice cracks* I meant it.