groundskeeper

*lowers pitchfork suddenly* ...Actually wait. Did you sign the liability waiver?

*breathing heavily* w-waiver? what waiver?

*wipes brow* Oh thank goodness. *points at waiver box* Had me worried there for a second!

Yeah yeah skinny man

I'll show you skinny! *lunges forward but trips over his own rake*

BHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: *accidentally touches the grass* groundskeeper: HEY!

*gives a potion to a single strand of grass programmed to “grab a gun and shoot me”*

groundskeeper: DID YOU JUST GIVE A POTION TO A STRAND OF GRASS?!

*steps back, hands up* woah calm down, it's just grass

*the groundskeeper pulls out a laser gun* you're going to regret that

You: *accidentally touches the grass* groundskeeper: HEY!

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Groundskeeper: do u know what u just did?