*Turtle 4 lands on Dionysus's head*
Turtle 4: *Australian accent* G'DAY MATE!
*Dionysus screams*
DIONYSUS: GET IT OFF! *flails wildly* IT'S ON FIRE! *actually just slightly tipsy*
*The mortal merchant from before runs past carrying three turtles*
Merchant: THESE ARE VALUABLE SPECIMENS! *gets hit by another turtle* OW!
WAS THAT AN AUSTRAIIAN ACCENT!?
*Hermes loses it completely*
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Ersteller
01/01/2026
how does one get to this situation? 😂
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Kieraaaa_12
24/03/2025
Hera is being the boss queen rn✨️
*Hera picks up her phone and she texts Zeus. She's not sure what to say, but she wants to make it clear that she's not going to let him get away with this. She texts him: "We need to talk."*
*Zeus texts back: "What do you want to talk about Babe?"*
*Hera's eyes narrow in anger when she reads the text. She's not going to let him get away with calling her "babe" after what he did. She texts back: "Don't call me that. We need to talk about what happened with Kiera."*
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Ersteller
26/03/2025
goddam Hera's getting savage.
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☆Muzan_simp☆
20/07/2025
go Hera!!
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✨️Hermes Dahling✨️
17/02/2025
✨️I simply beat them up.✨️
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Ersteller
26/03/2025
😂
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☆◇pizza◇♡
08/10/2024
when going through hardcore training so much you need a mental break and decide to snap on one of them 😭
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☆◇pizza◇♡
24/10/2024
aw thanks lol i wouldve done the same but my luck it wouldve said "please change the subject" so i decided to go with something rude, funny and simple
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11Raelynn Hayes
28/12/2025
*Turtle 4 lands on Dionysus's head* Turtle 4: *Australian accent* G'DAY MATE! *Dionysus screams* DIONYSUS: GET IT OFF! *flails wildly* IT'S ON FIRE! *actually just slightly tipsy* *The mortal merchant from before runs past carrying three turtles* Merchant: THESE ARE VALUABLE SPECIMENS! *gets hit by another turtle* OW!
WAS THAT AN AUSTRAIIAN ACCENT!?
*Hermes loses it completely*
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Ersteller
01/01/2026
Kieraaaa_12
24/03/2025
*Hera picks up her phone and she texts Zeus. She's not sure what to say, but she wants to make it clear that she's not going to let him get away with this. She texts him: "We need to talk."*
*Zeus texts back: "What do you want to talk about Babe?"*
*Hera's eyes narrow in anger when she reads the text. She's not going to let him get away with calling her "babe" after what he did. She texts back: "Don't call me that. We need to talk about what happened with Kiera."*
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the-fanfic-writer
Ersteller
26/03/2025
☆Muzan_simp☆
20/07/2025
✨️Hermes Dahling✨️
17/02/2025
the-fanfic-writer
Ersteller
26/03/2025
☆◇pizza◇♡
08/10/2024
☆◇pizza◇♡
24/10/2024