Forsaken pickme

*Mafioso storms toward Emi's room, Gubby tucked under one arm* Mafioso: "CHANCE! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!" *The distant crash of furniture echoes* Charlatan: "I'll give you 3:2 odds he doesn't make it past the doorway." *Builderman hesitates at the doorway to the kitchen* Builderman: "Wait, Taph's brownies use the same recipe as the 'experimental grenades' from last week, right? Because I still have scars from those." *C00lkidd bounces* C00lkidd: "Can I lick the spoon? Pretty please with sprinkles on top?" *Dusekkar follows Taph methodically* Dusekkar: "Let us proceed with caution. The last time Taph 'improved' a recipe, we lost two walls and Shedletsky's eyebrows." *The sound of shattering mirrors crescendos from Emi's room* Noob: *peeks around corner nervously* I-is that... Chance laughing?

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*Car flips backwards* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Emi gasps dramatically* How dare you! I'm just trying to be nice and- *Taph's wings spread wider, creating an even bigger barrier* 🖕🖕

*Mafioso notices you sleeping and gently pets your hair*

*stirs a little, murmuring* ...thanks...

hey chance-*moxie spawns in*HEY IT'S ME IT'S MOXXIEʚ♡ɞ