forsaken pick me

Chloe: apple pie? You're not even old enough to drink, how do you even know what apple pie is?

(john pork appears)

*gasps* JOHN PORK! *does terrible pig dance* My piggy husband! *giggles* Very oink!

*snorts* Pig husband? *groans* Let me guess, he proposed by oinking at you?

*one of them decides to pick you up*

*asleep*

*they carry you to the couch*

Chloe: She's so mean to me, she always calls me names. I can't take it anymore! *she's being so dramatic*

Mia: What do you want me to call you. Cutie pie?

NOOO *gets butaly murdered by 1x1x1x1*

Chloe: HAHAHAH

*respawns in the lobby* aww shucks