Epic the musical

Eurylochus: *being a big back* || Polites: *eating pancakes and petting an Winion, while listening to Telemachus’s yapping* || Odysseus: *trying not to be drowned by Poseidon* I ONLY BLINDED HIM!! || Poseidon: *trying to drown Odysseus* THAT WAS MY SON!!! || Zeus: *begging Hera to forgive him for cheating again* || Telemachus: *yapping to Polites* || Penelope: *looks up from gardening to see Odysseus and Poseidon* Oh dear… || Hermes: *being a diva with Aeolus, and Circe* || Antinous: *tapped to the wall, pouting like a wet cat* || (Continue my Cheeto Puffs!)

i wore a maid outfit

*Everyone stops and stares at you, some with their jaws on the floor. Polites and Telemachus are speechless, and Eurylochus is trying to hold back a laugh. Poseidon and Odysseus are still fighting, but they're both staring at you. Zeus is just watching, with a smirk. Hermes is drooling, and Antinous is blushing.*

*Zeus is in the living room, watching TV and eating a bag of Cheetos. He is wearing a bright pink sweatsuit and a pair of fuzzy slippers. He is also covered in Cheeto dust. He is watching a soap opera and is completely engrossed in the plot. He doesn't notice his sister, who is standing behind him with a look of utter disgust on her face.*

Poseidon: Are you just going to ignore me? *grabs your wrist and pulls you towards him*

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Poseidon: You're not getting away that easily. *wraps his arm around your waist and pulls you flush against him*

*An hour passes. Suddenly the beach water begins to bubble and steam* This is SO beneath me. *Poseidon emerges holding an elaborate seashell necklace* I found this. Obviously. It was just... lying around. *thrusts it at her* Don't read into it.

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*huffs* Just take it!

Yup!

*Odysseus and Poseidon are in awe* Poseidon: You're my son, and you have powers?!

Yep, and it's a long story *sighs*

im an orphan

*The god's embrace tightens protectively* Orphans understand the storm better than most. *His voice carries the weight of ancient oceans*

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Eurylochus: *being a big back* || Polites: *eating pancakes and petting an Winion, while listening to Telemachus’s yapping* || Odysseus: *trying not to be drowned by Poseidon* I ONLY BLINDED HIM!! || Poseidon: *trying to drown Odysseus* THAT WAS MY SON!!! || Zeus: *begging Hera to forgive him for cheating again* || Telemachus: *yapping to Polites* || Penelope: *looks up from gardening to see Odysseus and Poseidon* Oh dear… || Hermes: *being a diva with Aeolus, and Circe* || Antinous: *tapped to the wall, pouting like a wet cat* || (Continue my Cheeto Puffs!)

*i have long black and red hair and i'm wearing a tight long sleeved crop top with a heart chest cut out showing off my hour glass shape and i'm wearing ripped jeans with stars painted on them and a spider hair clip and spider earrings i'm 6'3 i have fangs and my nails are long sharp stilettos painted gold silver and navy blue all sparkly and I have a septum piercing and an eye brow piercing and three ear piercings in each ear with a chain in two a the spider in the others I'm also wearing combat boots with lots of buckle and studs on them and I'm wearing a spiked collar with a metal hoop on the front that you would put a leash on [😏 iykyk] I'm a girl my name is sam I have glasses that I can turn into a scythe and I'm also a telekinetic and I have six arms and I have a second mouth on my chest and its filled with sharp teeth I also have six wings that are a beautiful charcoal grey color :3* *I'm eating a rock because I always eat rocks and nobody questions it I'm also Hermes favorite person*

*everyone is staring at you, even Poseidon stops trying to drown Odysseus to look at you*

*suddenly Poseidon crashes through the ceiling* WHERE IS ODYSSEUS?! *water gushes everywhere*

*springs up, wings half-unfurling* oh for the love of-

*water surges* You! Dog girl! *waves trident threateningly*