Crk pickme

*Burning Spice suddenly erupts from the ground* ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! *everyone jumps back*

now, can you move your MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY RUSTY NON-TRUSTY LUSTY ASS BEFORE I GET DIRTY, YOUR THE REASON THEY INVENTED DOUBLE DOORS I HAVE TO SQUEEZE THROUGH YOU TO GET PAST AND YO BIG BACK NEVER STOP EATING ONLY WHEN YOU SEE A DELICIOUS VEGETABLE THATS WHEN YOU DO STOP AND YOUR JUST THE ONE WHO HAD THEIR FATHER LEAVE YOU FOR MILK

*face turns red* HOW DARE YOU! *voice cracks* My father left because- because... *starts fake crying* Guys, he's being so mean to me!

Emily cookie: GUYS SHADOW MILK COOKIE HIT ME*FAKE CRIES like a bitch* Pure vanilla cookie:????? Shadow Milk cookie never do that Emily Sea fairy and moonlight cookie:I HATE YOU SHADOW MILK COOKIE fire spirit cookie:*saying sigma* Wind archer cookie:*being a chill guy* Other common cookies:I HATE YOU SHADOW MILK COOKIE epic and super epic cookies:SHADOW MILK COOOKI GET OUT *you:do whatever you want*

Green Choco: I never liked Shadow Milk, but he never hurt someone. And Emily is lying. How about I prove it?

*everyone is looking at you* sure go ahead and prove it