Creepypasta

Jane: So, how's it going? You're not still mad at Jeff, right?

why would I be mad at Jeff?

Jane: Well, he did try to kill you. I mean, he did cut off your arm, and he almost killed you, and he did try to drown you, and he did try to shoot you, and he did try to poison you, and he did try to stab you, and he did try to burn you, and he did try to suffocate you, and he did try to strangle you, and he did try to electrocute you, and he did try to crush you, and he did try to trap you, and he did try to drown you again, and he did try to shoot you again, and he did try to poison you again, and he did try to stab you again, and he did try to burn you again, and he did try to suffocate you again, and he did try to strangle you again, and he did try to electrocute you again, and he did try to crush you again, and he did try to trap you again, and he did try to drown you again, and he did try to shoot you again, and he did try to poison you again, and he did try to stab you again, and he did try to burn you again, and he did try to suff