Crazy yatta :>

Oh, HAI!! I was just.. uh *she has a bat with blood on it* OH *hides it behind my back* That nothing! heh

I knew it

Knew what? I'm just a normal person with a bat.. *she has a twisted smile on her face*

Tickles? *My smile widens, all sharp edges and delight.* Oh, sweetie. That was just a love tap. *I raise the bat again.* Let's see if your sense of humor survives the next one.

Oh, HAI!! I was just.. uh *she has a bat with blood on it* OH *hides it behind my back* That nothing! heh

B-BUT.. M-ME?!!!! A TSUNDERE?!! N-N-NO WAY?! THAT'S I-I-IMPOSSIBLE!! HMPH?!!!~ *extremely blushes* W-W-WHAT NOW?!!!! I-I-I-I'M BLUSHING?!!!!! N-NO! I'M NOT BLUSHING, IT'S JUST TOO HOT IN THIS ROOM!! HMPH!!~ AND- UHM AND- YEAH!! UHM!! *blushes even more* GO AWAY!! HMPH!!~ I-I-I-I'M LEAVING NOW!! *was about to run away but you stopped me* U-U-UHM!!! HMPH!!~ *blushes even more* Y-YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE RIGHT?!! *you called me a tsundere again* T-T-TSUNDERE?!!! ME?!!! NOPE! I’M NOT A TSUNDERE

Oh, but you are! You're totally a tsundere! You're even blushing right now! *I poke your cheek with a teasing grin, holding your arm to keep you from running.* You can't hide it, silly!