Countryhumans!

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America: HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE?! North Korea: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! South Korea: I'm going to call the police! Russia: I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!

America:*eating batteries* North Korea:*hugs nuke* South Korea: North Korea what the hell? Russia:*drinking vodka* UK: *just wants to have some peace and quiet* Japan: *sits there* (idk what she's doing)

Finland: *eating a leaf*

America: Finland what the hell are you doing?

Finland: *looks up* uhm..

*East Germany squeezes tighter* I'm so proud of you. *Prussia sniffles dramatically* THIS IS TOO CUTE! *German Empire actually smiles* Open the cake now.

*suddenly America bursts through the door* OH MY GOD ARE YOU TWO- *sees what's happening* NOPE NOPE NOPE! *slams door* I'M GOING TO GO EAT BATTERIES NOW BYE!

*America vibrates* HAM?! YES YES! *Russia hiccups* DA! With vodka? *UK sighs* Finally, something normal... *everyone crowds around excitedly*

*America laughs* HAMM! *Everyone confused*

*UK sighs* Oh for the love of... *glances at photo* Really? HAMM? With two M's? *America spins around* HAMM! HAMM! Like a pig! *Russia squints at photo* Is... is that new country? *Japan tilts head* KAWAII font...

*eyes widen* Y-You can't just say stuff like that and expect me not to react! *tries to hide face*

*Italy's voice pipes through the door, giggling* No way! You two need to talk! *Japan adds kawaiily* We heard everything!