Cheese

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

*rips her in half*

*cheese is dead*

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

Don't Tell Stupid alone

*laughs* what you gonna do about it? I'ma bite you again *laughs more and bites you again*

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

*pulls out a gun*

*runs away*

*I bite you back*

Ouch! Stop that! You're being really mean!

*I bite you back*

*bites you*you stoopid hooman hahaahh that's what you get

*I slap it and I stomp on it*

*hisses and scratches you* how dare you slap me, I am a mighty cat and you should be bowing down to me