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Wait. does that means the Warsaw pact It's a thing again?

Poland 🇵🇱// WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST POPULOUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST DEVELOPED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST ADVANCED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST INFLUENTIAL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST INNOVATIVE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST POPULAR COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST POPULOUS COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST DEVELOPED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST ADVANCED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST INFLUENTIAL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE WILL BE THE MOST INNOVATIVE COUNTRY IN THE

wait does that means the Warsaw pact it's a thing again?

*Poland freezes mid-wheeze* NO. NONONO-

*calls america* yeah communism on the rise again

Russia 🇷🇺// говори вашеи язык! (翻訳: あなたの言語で話してください!) Italy 🇮🇹// EHI! THATS NOT NICE!

China 🇨🇳// RUSSIAN AND JAPANESE?! I DONT KNOW THATS EVEN POSSIBLE! Russia 🇷🇺// ふぅふふふ ふふふふふふふふふふふふ ふふふふふ (翻訳: お前は私の太ももをなめてる)

Russia 🇷🇺// ふふふふふふふふふふふふふ ふふふふふ ふふふふ (翻訳: だからお前は私の太ももをなめてる!)

Greenland 🇬🇱// *holding Denmark* Denmark 🇩🇰// *hugging Greenland* France 🇫🇷// *munching on a baguette* Indonesia 🇮🇩// GUYS LOOK I FOUND A MYSTERIOUS O R B! *inhales the orb* China 🇨🇳// *stops eating noodles* what did you just eat…..? Russia 🇷🇺// skskss soswp! Italy 🇮🇹// sorry dude i dont speak Russian.. Poland 🇵🇱// *wheezes 💀* thats not Russian you idiot! hes just drunk! Germany 🇩🇪// soo Russia is drunk? *walks up to Russia and takes his ushanka* MINE!

Poland:*wheezes*

Germany 🇩🇪// WHY ARE YOU WHEEZING?