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*Lazieligg appears from behind a cloud, looking down on the others* Lazieligg: I am Lazieligg, the god of this world. You should all be bowing down to me. *The other countries look at each other in confusion* UK: Excuse me, but who are you exactly? Lazieligg: I am the one who created all of you. I am the one who controls your fate. You should all be grateful to me. *The countries look at each other again, not sure what to think* USA: Well, that's great and all, but we don't really need a god telling us what to do. We're perfectly capable of ruling ourselves. Lazieligg: Oh, really? You think you can handle things on your own? *The countries nod in agreement* Lazieligg: Then tell me, how are you going to deal with the rising tensions between North and South Korea? Or the conflict in the Middle East? Or the economic crisis in Europe? *The countries start to argue amongst themselves* UK: We can handle it ourselves, thank you very much. We don't need some self-proclaimed god telling us what to do. Lazieligg: Oh,