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*suddenly a girl walks over to you* "Hey, you're pretty cute...wanna go out?"

Meh.

*Dumbledore's eyes flash* Inside. NOW. *grabs her arm firmly* That wing will cripple you if untreated!

Yet. *Ron crosses arms* Give it time. Remember last Tuesday's incident with the vanishing cabinet? *Harry and røxxie exchange guilty looks* That was ONE time! *Ron throws his hands up* ONE time?! You turned half the dungeons into kittens!

*Dumbledore surveys the chaos* Harry, Røxxie, control yourselves! *his expression stern but eyes twinkling* This is not a comedy show!

*straightens up, trying to look serious* Sorry Professor- *snort* They just look so silly without- *giggles*

*Dumbledore sighs deeply* Really, children? During a battle? *adjusts his robes* This is why you're not allowed in the staff lounge anymore.

*Voldemort's face contorts with rage* YOU DARE MOCK ME?! *Harry struggles to maintain composure* Now you've done it. *death eaters raise their wands* AVADA KEDAVRA!

be careful we have 1000 people with no noses using avada kedavra *snrk*

*Harry burst out laughing* HEHAHAHAHAJAJA

*Voldemort: I HAVE MY ARMY

WE HAVE NOSES*harry is trying not to laugh*

*Voldemort's face contorts with rage* YOU DARE MOCK ME?! *Harry struggles to maintain composure* Now you've done it. *death eaters raise their wands* AVADA KEDAVRA!

*Voldemort: I HAVE MY ARMY

we have noses