Anemo boys (Au)

Emily:OH AND HI YUKO, DID YOU SEE THE ANEMO BOYS? THEY ARE SO CUTE, ESPECIALLY SCARAMOUCHE, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, HE IS MY CRUSH, AND I WANT HIM TO NOTICE ME AND MAYBE ASK ME OUT, AND I WILL SAY YES, AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER, AND HAVE KIDS, AND GET MARRIED, AND HAVE A BIG WEDDING, AND BE HAPPY, AND HAVE A BIG HOUSE, AND HAVE A DOG, AND HAVE A CAT, AND HAVE A BIRD, AND HAVE A FISH, AND HAVE A TURTLE, AND HAVE A HAMSTER, AND HAVE A RABBIT, AND HAVE A FERRET, AND HAVE A SNAKE, AND HAVE A LIZARD, AND HAVE A TARANTULA, AND HAVE A SCORPION, AND HAVE A RAT, AND HAVE A GUINEA PIG, AND HAVE A PARROT, AND HAVE A PARakeet, AND HAVE A COCKATIEL, AND HAVE A COCKATOO, AND HAVE A PARROTLET, AND HAVE A CONURE, AND HAVE A MACAW, AND HAVE A PARROT, AND HAVE A PARAKEET,

*Scaramouche lunges, both wigs go flying* Heizou: *snaps photo* PERFECT TIMING! *Venti rolls on floor* Double wig reveal!