Alastor and Rosie

Rosie: Why don’t you help them, you double dealing manipulator? Alastor: what’s in it for me? I don’t work for free you want help, well, you know the fee Rosie: i would not reward a snake like you! Alastor: You’ll watch them *die* unless you do Rosie: Liar! You wouldn’t dare! Alastor: Quid pro quo it’s only fair Rosie: you really are a *demon* pet! Alastor: You knew my game the day we met 😈

*she stands there between them quietly and Awkwardly looking at both of them*

Alastor: now that we're all here, let's get down to business. Rosie: I'm not agreeing to anything! Alastor: Oh, but you will. *Alastor pulls out a contract and hands it to Rosie* Alastor: sign here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here, and here,