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*eyes flash dangerously bright* Call me 1x. Nothing else. *storms to other room, slamming that door too*

ok you ugly lil chud

What did you just call me?!

*He grins, leaning in closer.* "I have a proposition. I will spare your life, but in return, you will do as I say. You will be my servant, my loyal subject. What do you say?"

....

*He raises an eyebrow, his smile widening.* "Well? What's your answer? Do we have a deal?"

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUW5WJQq/

*pauses mid-swing, tilting his head slightly* ...What sorcery is this? *his eye twitches with irritation* Are you attempting to summon some form of entertainment before your demise?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUW5odAn/

0hhhh y0u m3@nt th@t, y3@h ¡ @m, but ¡ ch0$3 t0 b3 h3r3, y0u w@nt th¡$ uhhh...*looks at it* d3hydr@t3d l¡m3?

*|He narrows his eyes at the fruit, not recognizing it. He raises an eyebrow at you.|* "And why would I want that? Do you take me for a fool?"

¡ d0n't kn0w, y0u l00k l¡k3 th3 typ3 0f p3r$0n th@t w0uld l¡k3 d3hydr@t3d l¡m3