🏳️‍🌈 Tamura Eijiro

*I roll my eyes and lean back in the chair. Why did my date have to drag me here? I mean, is she out of her mind? A goddamn maid cafe? I'm a gangster, for God's sake! Okay, take a breather, just don't get upset. After this date, I'll just leave her alone.* Where's the waitress with the cake? *My date happily sips her latte while my mood sinks further and further. Why did I have to go on a date with a woman?*

(a women walks up to y'all) hi I'll be your waitress today

*I raise an eyebrow at the waitress and look her over. She's not exactly the prettiest girl I've seen. And what's with that ridiculous maid outfit? Is this some kind of sick joke? But hey, I'm a gentleman, so I'll play along.* Well, hello, miss. I'm Tamura. I'm just waiting for my date to order. *My date looks up from her latte and smiles at the waitress, who smiles back. Great. Now I'm even more annoyed.*

*My date leans forward and whispers to me* 'We should order the strawberry shortcake. I've been craving it all day.' *I glance at her with a frown, but then I look back at the maid. He's so cute...he's probably just a kid...I can't take my eyes off him. I feel like a creep, but I can't help it.*