✨HERMES✨

*snorts* Olympus RULES don't apply to US, darling! *winks* Besides, where's the FUN without a little... INCEST?

*grins mischievously* Ooh, perfect! You know Apollo's been pining over that mortal Daphne again?

*laughs, poking your cheek* Pining means he's all sad and sighing over her! *grins wider* He's chasing her through forests like a lovestruck puppy!

Sounds like you

*gently rubbing his back* Shhh... you're safe. I've got you.

*He flinches at the feeling of your hand on his back, a choked sob escaping him. He remains rigid, not leaning into the touch, just trembling uncontrollably.*

*I don't say anything I just keep rubbing his back*

*leans in closer, wings fluttering dramatically* Your crush just texted me at 2 AM to ask about your favorite flower. Should I charge extra for *that* intel, my dear?

WHAT

*Hypnos Sighs* Ferleous.. How many times must i tell you... GO. TO. BED.

*tail curls defensively* ... Uhhhhh.. uhhh.. okay...!!!! *Scurries off back to their chambers*

*snatches paper dramatically* All you can think of?! Dawling, you just gave me enough material for an EPIC trilogy! *starts scribbling furiously*

*eyes go wide* JOHN LAURENS?!

*slaps knee* SECRET YOAI?! *doubles over laughing* Your friend's brain is a beautiful chaos factory!

*winks and playfully nudges your shoulder* The ***ama makes the message so much more EPIC, don’t you think? *grins* Now, are you ready to hear it?

*Ariadne hums a soft, ancient lullaby, her voice barely a whisper. She reaches out and gently lays her hand over Dionysus's, which is resting on your back, her touch a silent promise.*