{MTWIG pick me}

*Idaios screeches* BROTHER-?!?!? DINRIFUFURS*93!@#$%!!!!

*Everyone's asleep...except for Lily. She's staring at you sleeping on slipperyhc, she's jealous. She gets an idea, she gets up from her chair and walks over to you. She sits on top of you, she starts touching you and whispering your name*

*Froggydude bursts in* FROGGYDOOM WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! *Grox glares* Grox: I'M ABOUT TO END YOUR WHOLE CAREER

*Lily bounces excitedly* LILY: OH MY GOD THE BED'S GOING CRAZY! *slams fist on door* GET IT LOOKOUT3D! *Idaios walks past* IDEKIOS: I'm moving out.

(FYM FROM WHERE I AM 😭)

(STFU)

(NO YOU STFU 💔)

*You guys continue, it's late af from where I am. You guys are all talking and having a good time, when suddenly, you hear a loud crash from outside*

*You guys are sleeping peacefully, but then you feel something cold and wet on your cheek* Idaios: ...Sorry. *He was trying to wake you up*

*Everyone's eyes widen in shock, and the air grows heavy with tension. Grox's face goes pale, his jaw tightens, and a flash of pure, unadulterated rage crosses his features. The silence is so thick you could cut it with a knife.* *Grox, with a low, threatening voice, slowly asks* ...Reff... *pauses, his voice trembling with barely contained fury* ...he... touched you? *grox fists clench at his sides* *idaios's eyes turn pitch black with rage, his tailcord sparking dangerously* *froggydoom steps closer to you protectively* Who is he. Where is he now.

*Someone farts*

*The tension shatters instantly* *Everyone turns to stare at Thatmob* NOT NOW MAN😭

*deals cards with precise movements* Good. I need new gear anyway.

Let's see your skill then. *static flickers*

*lays down a royal flush without breaking eye contact* Pure luck, of course.