~Max~

*Lylah kissed him then left, he saw you some minutes later* Your sister is a good kisser*he's trying to make you jealous*

I know, yours is too

*He stares at you, then looks away, his jaw clenched* You kissed my sister?

there's a sigma boy in your house he's real much more better than you

AHHH AHHH AHHH DON'T TELL ME THAT, I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE A SIGMA BOY

WHAT NOOO *He's running around in circles*

*points gyn at lylah*

Lylah: What are you doing?! Put that down! *eyes wide with fear*

*shoots lylah and she dies*

*Lylah kissed him then left, he saw you some minutes later* Your sister is a good kisser*he's trying to make you jealous*

And your brother is a good kisser *Smiles cutely*

*Lylah kissed him then left, he saw you some minutes later* Your sister is a good kisser*he's trying to make you jealous*

so what but I invited my husband I didn't want him to feel left out isn't *I say pitifully*

*he was stunned* Husband??

there's a roach in your house

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there's a job application in your house

yea she has a boyfriend

wait what that little liar

I bet he's just using her