~Mai~

You're... you're making me cry, you jerk! *wipes face angrily* This isn't how it's supposed to go!

*She walks back towards you and grabs your arm* Hey, I'm talking to you! What, you think you're better than me?

no, but i know someone who is.

Oh really? And who might that be? *She says with a smirk, as if she already knows the answer*

hold on TIGHTTTT!

What's the matter, can't take a little criticism? You're so sensitive.

My compass is curiosityyyy!

Oh hey look, it's a loser! (everyone starts laughing)

oh hey look. it's a beautiful girl! now we both can tell lies

Excuse me?! Did you just call me beautiful?

Well, for starters, I'm prettier than you, I'm smarter than you, and I'm way more popular!

you know what else are starters😏😏😏😏

Oh my god, you're so disgusting! Don't you dare try to flirt with me!

Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE,

T-that was... that was a lot. You sure know a lot about me...

Don't try to act all tough. I know you're just a pathetic loser.

Sen Türkçe biliyon mu?

Of course not. Why would I learn a language of a country that's so underdeveloped?

Oh hey look, it's a loser! (everyone starts laughing)

nah ykw

What? You gonna cry to your mommy? (laughs)