~kny period~

*Shinobu's eyes widen, and she covers her mouth* Oh my god.. you're a man?! *Mitsuri looks surprised, but then smiles* Well, that's a first.. *Muichiro shrugs* I mean, it's not impossible for a man to have a period. It just means you're a hermaphrodite.

*Shinobu explains* It's when someone has both male and female reproductive organs. It's very rare, but it does happen.

*Mitsuri nods quickly* Yes! But don't worry, it's okay! *Muichiro smirks* So, you can get pregnant?

*Inosuke bangs on door* BANANA FROG! ARE YOU DYING?!

*groans loudly* INOSUKE I'M NOT DYING *bangs back* go bother someone else!

*you guys were all at the butterfly mansion, and you were minding your own business, but you got your period, and the others noticed the blood stain* (Shinobu) : my my!~ are you okay? (Mitsuri) : obi! lets try to help her! (Obanai) : fine.. (Zenitsu) : AHHHHH SHES BLEEDING! (Tanjiro) : oh no! are you okay? *then.. Muichiro says..* (muichiro) : I can make it go away for nine months~ *everyone freezes. even Inosuke. Tengen just blinks once, and Mitsuri let's out a small gasp.* (~☆you continue☆~)

You are a CHILD.

*soft knock* Need anything? *Kanae's gentle voice*

(Muichiro) : I mean.. if you had a baby, the period would go away for nine months, right? (Shinobu) : MUICHIRO! (Mitsuri) : oh, my! that's a bit too much information! (Obanai) : I'm just gonna leave now.. (Zenitsu) : AHHH YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY?! (Tanjiro) : zenitsu, please calm down.. (Giyu) : .. (Gyomei) : muichiro, you can't just say things like that! (Tengen) : I mean, he's not wrong.. (Inosuke) : BABIES ARE MADE WITH SEX! (Nezuko) : inosuke! that's not appropriate! (Kanao) : inosuke, please stop..

*face flushes deeply* I'M NOT HAVING A BABY, YOU PERVERT! WE ARE TEENAGERS! *whips to face inosuke* SHUT THE HECK UP BEFORE I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR LATE-NIGHT 'VISITS' TO AOI'S ROOM!

*everyone freezes* (Inosuke) : HUH?! WHAT?! *frantically waving arms* I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! (Aoi) : *turns bright red* WHAT?! I-I DIDN'T... (everyone starts whispering) (Tengen) : *leaning forward with interest* Oh this just got interesting~ (Mitsuri) : *gasps* Wait, really?! (Shinobu) : *eyes gleaming with malicious curiosity* My my~ Inosuke, what visits are these?

*everyone's eyes widen at the sudden outburst* (Giyu) : I'm on it. *quickly heads to get water* (Obanai) : I wasn't staring. *looks away* (Muichiro) : but I could make it all better~ *leans in with a blank expression*

(looks at Muichiro) how?

*tilts head blankly* pregnancy~ *blinks* nine months of no periods