~HERMISIAS~

*grins* But straight is so boring!

How is what's his name? Telekinesis? How is he doing?

Telemachus? *wings twitch curiously*

*laughs* Telemachus, darling, not teletubby~ *wings shimmer with amusement* And yes, she's made him quite the little warrior. Almost scary how quickly he learns~

*leads him along a winding path* Trust me, darling. *stops suddenly* Ah, here we are! The best view in all of Olympus.

Your dropped me last week and I didn't even know it

That was different! *chuckles*

*scoffs* different how? I hit the ground *crosses arms*

*He takes your hand, his thumb tracing a slow circle on your palm.* I have a secret. A juicy little piece of gossip from Olympus. Tell me, darling... are you a good listener?

*leans in slightly* you know I am

*His voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper by your ear.* I know. *He pauses, letting the anticipation build.* Now, Aphrodite... she's been seen sneaking out of Ares's chambers. And not for a spar.

*he whispers in your ear* you're mine, and only mine......

"Ooh, kinky."