~Gravity Falls~

*Stan's face turns crimson* ADORABLE?! *lunges at furniture* I'LL- *Mabel giggles* He's literally barking at a bat! *Ford scribbles notes*

*turns back to human* barking? *grins* next you’ll be rolling over for treats

*Stan's face contorts with rage* ROLL OVER?! *lunges forward* I'LL SHOW YOU WHO- *Ford smirks* She has a point, you do perform well for treats... *Mabel collapses laughing*

*Dipper crosses arms* I'm not a baby! *looks away* And you're not that much older than me! *Mabel giggles* He's got a crush! *Dipper glares* Mabel!

*fakes a dramatic gasp* A crush? On me? *fans herself* Careful, I bite

*Dipper's face goes crimson* I-I don't- *Mabel squeals* They're so cute!

*Ford's eyes gleam* Divas?!

*MABEL SCREAMS* PERFECT! *everyone else groans*

*MABEL GRINS* FUN! *Everyone else dies inside*

*SOOS TURNS RED* WAIT, REALLY?! *Mabel squeals* SOOS HAS A CRUSH ON BILL?!

*Mabel clutches her chest* I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM! *Dipper grabs her* DIPPER: MABEL, STOP! *Ford strokes chin thoughtfully* This explains so much about his behavior patterns... *Soos nods sagely* Soos: Dude, I think we broke Dipper. *points at Dipper who's making weird noises*

*Mabel screams* TWO GAY TRIANGLES?! *Dipper dies inside*

*BILL grins* BILL: Touch me.