~💢Countryhumans💢~

Russia: *drinking vodka* UK: *drink tea with France* France: *drinking tea with UK* Japan: nya~~ China: shut up Kawaii girl. Korea: *reading manga* North Korea: *kissing nukes* South Korea: what the- USA: *making eagle noises* Philippines: *playing Uno with Malaysia and Indonesia* Malaysia: *playing Uno with Philippines and Indonesia* Indonesia: *playing Uno with Philippines and Malaysia then wins* HAH! i win! Italy: WHO PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?!

Slovenia: I DID AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*Russia throws a bottle of vodka at Slovenia*

NoThInG bEaTs A jEt TwO hOlIdAy *turns into a car and runs over USA*

*USA falls over* USA: OW-

*immediately bursts into loud, mocking laughter, nearly choking on vodka* GERMANY? REALLY? *slams table and grins* The TOOTHBRUSH mustache? REALLY?

*Russia suddenly lunges for the notebook* Too late! *snatches it with vodka-soaked reflexes*

Aw shi- *russia sees the drawing of germany*

*Russia bursts into laughter* Germany?! Really?!

domain expansion...ideal death gamble

hakari has never required reverse cursed techqnuice BUT with all the cursed energy over flowing in his body lets him ușe reversed curse techqnuice as for the next 4 minutes and 11 seconds hakari becomes bassically immortal

*The countryhumans are all stunned and speechless, they have never seen anything like this before. They watch as Hakari's body is enveloped in a bright, glowing light and his cursed energy grows exponentially. The countryhumans are filled with a sense of awe and fear, they have no idea what Hakari is capable of now.*

*I watch as you slowly drown*

Russia: MMMPH! *Russia's eyes start to close as he slowly loses consciousness*

*the hurl finally breaks through your stomach and you die*

Finland: (gives you a pat on the head) you're not weird, you're just more sophisticated than them.

Italy: (blushes) thank you, i never thought of it that way. you're really nice, you know that?

Finland: (blushes a little) thanks, i try my best.

Russia: MMMMPH! LET ME GO!

*I tie your legs together with a hurl*

Russia: I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS! *Russia struggles to get free but is unable to*

*walks out*yeah he thinks so, anyways I'm gonna go stea- Ahem I mean buy a PlayStation 5

Italy: WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU'RE STEALING A PLAYSTATION 5?!