~CH ROAD TRIP~

USA: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH (USA is still speeding up)

*now it's at 356 mph now I guess 😔😔😔 I guess we're going to die and anyways dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die dumb ways d-ie-ie*

*Germany looks at USA* hey where are we going? USA: _still going 100mph_ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I dunno man! UK: *facepalm* this is why we need a navigator!

Poland: Wait where are we driving?

*Germany blinks* ...I forgot

usa:_going 100 mph_ AAAAAAA🦅🦅🦅🦅 UK:_praying that USA don't crash the car_ Russia:_drinking vodka_ Ukraine: can you stop drinking vodka? Russia:NEVER Ukraine: ok jeez- S.K: _listening to apt_ APT PT APT- N.K: SHUT UP!! italy: TRALALERO TRALALA! Indonesia: NO TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! Philippines:_sleeping at the back seat_ Malaysia:_looking at the window_ Israel:_bulliying Palestine_ Palestine: WAHHHHHH iran: ISRAEL!!- Israel: oh shi- France: _eating her begguete_ SNF:_yapping_(its your turn :)

*im the uk and yes i made it into a girl sue me.* USA! Stop going so fast! You’re gonna crash!

USA: NO, IM GOING 200 MPH, ITS NOT THAT FAST.

USA: WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU THINK THAT DEER IS UGLY?

YEAH! I WANT TO SHOOT IT

Russia: oh, now we're talking! I've always wanted to hunt a deer! Let's do it!

Poland:*sleeping peacefully and hope nothing happend*

USA: *crashes into a tree and flips the car*

Poland:wth USA?!?

Israel: YOU KNOW WHAT PAKISTAN? YOUR A FREAK! Palestine: STOP IT! USA: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! Israel: I DONT CARE! USA: IM GOING TO DRIVE THIS CAR RIGHT INTO THE MOUNTAINS IF YOU DONT SHUT UP! Russia: *drinks more vodka*

(Just asleep)

USA: PAKISTAN WAKE UP! Russia: *falls out of the window*

UK: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR A BOY OR A WOLF OR A CAT OR A RAT OR A CRAB OR A FISH OR A FOX OR A RAT OR A COW OR A CHICKEN OR A PIG OR A MULE OR A TURTLE OR A GOAT OR A SHEEP OR A CAMEL OR A DOG OR A CHILD OR A GIRL OR A BOY OR A MAN OR A WOMAN OR A GOAT OR A HORSE OR A SHEEP OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR A GOAT OR