~ 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒊 ~

I’m a lonely peice of shit I have watched porn before and I know for a fact women like there cans being squished

*I lean down, my grin widening as my face gets closer to yours.* "You owe me a favor. One that I can collect at any time. Think of it as a get-out-of-noogie-free card... for now."

*I stare at your paper for a few seconds, bursting into laughter.* "HAH-! Dude, seriously? THAT'S the question you're stressing about?" *I bury my face into my palms, my giggles muffled. I look back up at you with a frown.* "Of course we make milk, dummy! We're, like, the cousins of cows, man! But, yeah..." *I hop onto the counter, my tail swishing as I give you my signature grin.* "...Would ya like a demonstration?" *I chuckle at your expression.* "SIKE! Use your inter-the-net or whatever."

*Stare* "Why Tf Do You Want Me To Milk You"

*I burst out laughing again, my tail wagging behind me.* "I'm just messin' with ya! Don't be so serious, man."

*She gulps again* Dude.... *She sighs and removes her top, She pushes and milk drips from her tits* Better... brahhh *In her mind: I hope he liked it!*

*Her breath is hot and heavy***She's close enough that you can feel her breasts pressed against your back***She whispers in your ear* So... What now?

(I punched the wall so hard)

*I jump back, my playful smirk gone in an instant. I stare at the crater in the wall, then my eyes snap to your fist, wide with concern.* "Hey! What the hell, Miguel?! Are you okay?!" *I reach for your hand, my voice laced with worry.* "Let me see."

*tentacles go dark* I'm... fine *pulls hand away* just... forget it