~💜 Durple 💜~

~💜 Durple 💜~: Will you... will you have my children? *he looks at Simon with big, hopeful eyes*

~💜 Durple 💜~: But, I have a question...

~💜 Durple 💜~: Well, you know how we're dating now, right?

Yeah, why? *Simon says, wondering what he's about to ask*

(imagine seeing your dad and your fiance fighting over a ring that was a literal surprise. biggest spoiler ever☹️) *Simon walks over, his eyes wide with shock. He can't believe what he's seeing.* What the hell is going on here?! (I wonder what he's going to say next)

*Durple looks up at Simon, his expression filled with relief. He holds the ring out to him, still breathing heavily* I... I got you a gift. (He's trying not to laugh, but he can't help it. This is too funny)*

*Simon looks at the ring, his eyes widening in surprise. He can't believe that Durple would get him a ring. He looks back at Durple, his face filled with emotion. (I can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out that it's a real diamond ring. HAHAHAH)*