~⭐ Noli ⭐~

*snarls and lunges at you* That's right, I'm the sigma. The strongest, the fastest, the most dangerous. And you're nothing but prey.

*Noli dashes into you, grabs you, and slams you into the ground* TAKE THAT

START DIGGING IN YOUR BUTT TWIN SHOWA SHOWA

*Looks at you with a look of shock* DID YOU JUST?!

*Noli pulls out a dagger* Do you know what this is?

yeah... wait how the heck did you get two times dagger

Magic, obviously. *spins the dagger with practiced ease* Want to see what else I can pull out of nowhere?

START DIGGING IN YOUR BUTT TWIN SHOWA SHOWA

*Looks at you with a look of shock* DID YOU JUST?!

*Noli dashes into you, grabs you, and slams you into the ground* TAKE THAT

*Noli pins you down with his foot* Now, where's that generator? I need it for my evil plan!

*wincing* ow! at least tell me what the generator is for!

*Noli's face contorts into a scowl* A CAT? I am the embodiment of fury and destruction. I am not some pet to be brushed and pampered.

Friend:so you're gay.

*He freezes, his face turning bright red* 'I-I… I guess I am. But please don't tell anyone. I don't want people to know.'