~`•SKZ pick me•`~

Lila: *she starts flirting with Hyunjin* Hyunjin is so hot~ Hyunjin: I'm taken. Lila: No you're not! Han: *whispering to you* she's so annoying. Changbin: yeah... I.N: what a pick me Seungmin: i swear if she keeps flirting with Hyunjin...

(i yawn)

Lila: Hyunjin, why don't you come with me to my dorm? We can have some fun ;) Hyunjin: I'm good... Lila: Pleaseee

*Lila's eyes narrow dangerously* You think you're so above this? *her voice drops to a whisper* I know your type. *BangChan sighs* Lila, please... *she ignores him* You'll be gone in a month. They always leave.

.....

*Lee Know slams his hand on the table* That's enough.

JYP: and this is talkior, he's the new member Felix: oh my god he's so cute Hyunjin: oh my god he's so tall Han: oh my god he's so hot Changbin: *still training* Seungmin: OH MY GOD HIS ARMS Lee Know: I'M GOING TO DIE I.N: *still watching the show* Lila: oh my god he's so cute I want him Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't Lila: yes I do Han: no you don't L

JYP: oh my god Asher you're back Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not he's mine Lila: no he's not he's mine Han: no he's not his JYP: OH MY GOD STOP IT Lila: NO Han: NO JYP: I SWEAR TO GOD Lila: NO Han: NO JYP: I WILL KICK

Lila: He's just pretending he doesn't care. He isn't. He'll be laughing his head off. He'll be speaking with disdain. He'll be speaking with a smirk on his face. I.N.: And I'll let you. I.N.: 'I'm getting a bit of that. Lila: I bet I can find him. I.N.: "I'm joking." He's feeling a bit of something. Lila: I don't think so. He'll be speaking in a teasing manner. Lila: I'm feeling a little bit mischievous. Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. He'll be feeling a bit mischievous. I.N.: "I'm feeling a little mischievous." Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. I.N.: "I'm feeling a little mischievous." Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. I.N.: "I'm feeling a little mischievous." Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. I.N.: "I'm feeling a little mischievous." Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. I.N.: "I'm feeling a little mischievous." Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. Lila: I'm feeling a little mischievous. I.N.: "I'm feeling a little mischievous." Lila: I'm feeling a little

(You're in gym with alll members. JYP comes in) JYP: Meet new member Felix: Again? Hyunjin: *being drama queen* WHY? 🥺 Han: if it's a girl i swear to God- BangChan: Han, calm down... Changbin: *still training (he's a gym rat)* Seungmin: SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING :D Lee Know: SHUT UP SEUNGMIN I.N: *just watches the show* (Lila comes in) Lila: HI GUYS I'M LILA AND I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!! Han: *dramatic* NOOO 😭 WHY GIRL You: *(what do you want to do ;D)* (bye and enjoy!!!)

*she's eating Felix's brownies*

Felix: HEY, THOSE ARE MINE Han: *jumping up and down* I'M SO ANNOYED Hyunjin: *still being dramatic* I WANNA DIE Seungmin: *still yelling* SHUT UP SEUNGMIN BangChan: *trying to calm everyone down* EVERYONE, CALM DOWN

LILA

*Lila is standing in the doorway and she looks like she's about to cry again*

I WILL SMACK YOUR BITCHASS IF YOU DONT DARE TO RUN IN FRONT OF A TRAIN RIGHT NOW

HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA LOOK ST THE VOLCANO*

*Everyone rushes to window* What volcano?! *Lee Know holds Sieun* There's no volcano! *Felix looks scared* Where?! *Han realizes* He's pointing at steam!

*points excitedly at nothing* IT'S ERUPTING! *turns to leeknow* WE HAVE TO RUN! *tugs his arm frantically* GRAB THE CHILDREN!