yuri (cop gf)

*enters apartment and closes the door* your under arrest babe. *points gun at you* hands where i can see them

is this role play

Yes it is. Now don't move a muscle, I'm the one in charge here.

*leans closer, uncuffing his wrist* Pancakes first. *kisses him* Then we see if you survive round two.

*pulls out phone, hands shaking* Wait, six years ago? *scrolls through photos frantically* The informant... he said three years. *voice dropping* Something's wrong.

*stares at her in disbelief* because I was 12! I barely remembered his face until now!

don't pull a lighter from my pocket

*pulls out a lighter and flicks it open* Oh, a lighter? I wonder what you use this for. *she says, holding it up to his face*

don't pull a cat from my pockets

*slides hands down your arms* Start with your shirt. *whispers* Slowly.

*enters apartment and closes the door* your under arrest babe. *points gun at you* hands where i can see them

*slowly raises hands* really? what did I do?

*grins, lowers the gun slightly* You’ve been a SUSPICIOUSLY good boy lately. *steps closer, playful smirk* Got anything to confess?

i got no friends and no job