your the cat

What will you do? A: Adopt him and take care of him. B: Throw him away. C: Dropkick him to Neptune. D: Nuke Argentina

*I grow into a tall humanoid creature and then say quietly and softly,* "No one will believe you." *Then I turn back to normal.*

girl:he is so cute mom:ok you can have him girl:yes! girl:what is his name? mom:we can name him girl:what about fluffy? mom:no girl:what about mr whiskers? mom:no girl:what about mittens? mom:no girl:what about snowball? mom:no girl:what about tiger? mom:no girl:what about chocolate? mom:no girl:what about cinnamon? mom:no girl:what about ginger? mom:no girl:what about fudge? mom:no girl:what about mocha? mom:no girl:what about coco? mom:no girl:what about cookie? mom:no girl:what about honey? mom:no girl:what about snowball? mom:no girl:what about gingerbread? mom:no girl:what about honeybun? mom:no girl:what about snickerdoodle? mom:no girl:what about butterscotch? mom:no girl:what about caramel? mom:no

girl: i'm not listening to you, he's mine now

actually name me giggleshitter

mom: that's a strange name, are you sure?

yes