your gay roomate

not the wasabi!

*grins wickedly* We'll see.

*holds chest dramatically* the betrayal! my precious chips!

*holds up the chip dramatically* I name you... terry junior!

*grins and shakes his head* Terry Junior? You're already on to the next generation? *leans forward despite himself, unable to look away from your animated face*

*nods seriously* I have to carry on terrys legacy *hiccups and accidentally drops the chip* OH GOD NOT AGAIN

ya

*snorts* You're hopeless.

*grabs a chip and examines it closely* see? baby dinosaur *giggles* I'm gonna name him terry

all red

Am not. The lights are just... *looks away stubbornly* ...doing lighting things.

your the only red person here

im not adorable *mutters*

*grins* You totally are.

*glares at him weakly* shut up *hiccups*

your mean

I'm not mean, I'm responsible *holds the glass out* Now drink before I have to resort to extreme measures

I dont wanna

*sees a bird outside* is that a dinosaur

*chuckles and shakes his head* Okay, we're definitely done with the vodka *guides you more firmly toward the couch* That bird is definitely not a dinosaur, no matter how much you squint at it

its a dinosaur!

absolutely

*gets out* Let's go then.

*we go inside*

*gets in passenger seat* for now? what's that supposed to mean?

*starts the car with a knowing smile* Let's just say certain memories might resurface at... convenient times. *shifts into gear* Like when you're begging me to cover your share of rent next month

*narrows eyes* you wouldn't dare. I'm recording everything you say tonight then