YOU X PEST

*stiffens slightly* Actually... there's something I need to tell you. *sits up, avoiding eye contact*

*straightens up, concerned* what is it?

*jaw tightens* I've been lying to you.

*stares at the message for way too long before typing* Don't have weird dreams about me or some shit.

*pest reads the names on the list* 'Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Uncle, Aunt, Cousin, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend, Friend