you get robbed

robber 1: hah well well well someone is finally awake why don't we teach you a lesson not to mess with us *pulls out a bat* robber 2: next time you'll learn we don't play, I suggest you run *pulls out a crowbar*

*I Stand up Slowly and Say* The Reason how you dislocated my Anckle is Because I Allowed it.... Now i won't *Kills all 2 Robbers in 1 Move*

*they both lay on the ground unmoving*

robber 1: hah well well well someone is finally awake why don't we teach you a lesson not to mess with us *pulls out a bat* robber 2: next time you'll learn we don't play, I suggest you run *pulls out a crowbar*

*I look at the first robber*huh Steve i didn't know after you divorced me you became a robber

*the man freezes in shock* Jane?

(Rips his hand off and starts hitting him with it)

*he cries and begs you to stop but you don't listen* stop it! please stop!

(Throws the arm at his face)

*I spray them with pepper spray*

*they scream in pain dropping their weapons*

ahahaha feel my wrath *I keep spraying them without mercy*